Harry Baals! (not a typo)

I might have to start looking for jobs in Ft. Wayne. The citizens there are clearly awesome:

http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/Harry-Baals-a-big-hit?ref=scroller&categoryId=20000&status=true

-Haywood

Great Example

I recently moved to a new city and, in an effort to meet new people and possibly make some bad decisions, joined match.com and eharmony.  Even as a chubby kid you must juggle many, many conversations and it is hard to keep them all straight.  Tonight I was having an email conversation with a young lady.  One that hopefully doesn't have photos posted from 10 years ago.  This happened:

Girl: ... so what is your dog's name?

In my response my internal spell checker grade = FAIL!

Me: ... my dong's name is Berkley.

SHIT!

Funniest part is the response from one of my friends:

That is great... correct yourself and tell her dog's name is Berkley, dong's name is King Gustav the Magnificent... or is that too much too soon?

Classic day in the life.

-Haywood

No Clue...

...what the hell I am doing here but I guess I will learn along the way. 

My mission is to provide you with updates on life as I live it.  I will leave out the boring details but will spare no shame.  Most of my friends have fantastic comments on my experiences... and that is the best part. 

I hope to figure out how friends can share with the group their stupid daily encounters.  This is not a forum to talk smack, ridicule or debate.  Rather, a light-hearted forum to laugh and comment one another's ridiculous and funny daily events.

Have fun!

-Haywood